“I told you, they were a changeling! It is not my fault that-” Ah welcome back! Mind your step getting off the lightning rail, bit of a step down onto the platform. There we are. Yes Sharn, the illustrious...

“...and then of course there was that incident with the Warforged Charger in Upper Dura, that was a mess.” Ah there you are! Looking good, is that a new cloak? Stopped by the market huh? Well, you’re...

.. and then I told him ‘I don’t care if you’re a masked lord or the avatar of the Lightbringer, that’s not going in m-’ Oh hey! Rolled up a character, did you? Not bad stats, not sure I’d have...

“-and as soon as he gets up on top of the statue he starts prying at the giant gems set into the eyes! We’re all at the base of the feet, telling him it was a bad idea, but he was a stubborn one, but...

Welcome weary traveler! Come on in, the Adventurer’s Guild welcomes you! Take a seat and have a drink. I will be your guide on your journey into realms of mystery, melee and magic. There are nigh limitless...